Ladies and Gentlemen!

God has blessed me with many ideas lately! Now some of you might say "Drew! You're just being manic right now! It's called "Seasonally Affected Disorder [or however you say it]!"

But no.

This lightening bolt is totally holy and blessed. Actually it's been triple kissed by God [whut up homie!?] and delivered into my h-e-a-r-t by the holy spirit via Fed Ex.

Side question: If God put stamps on our communications with Him what sort of stamp would he choose? Would go with like a whimsical Disney sticker??! Or would it be the all-business American flag? Also, would his stamps be like.. 2 cents under whatever the post office raised it to and he'd have to like... add that little 2 cent stamp and I would totally LOL at his um... frugality?

I got 3 [i mean 4] blessings:

a) new idea for a series of sketches that will become like paintings or something. hipsters and thugs with crutches and arm slings and bandages at like concerts.

b) um. i'm opening a business soon. it's going to be a consignment store but i'll also be selling hangover remedies, etc. Think Urban Outfitters if it was cooler

c) i'm starting a band with my friend Llarabird and we're just going to do Ssion covers. I hope cody doesn't get mad!

d) i'm not climbing the corporate ladder starting asap. fuck dressing up and acting professional. l a y m e!!!


Oh. Last night was fucking amazing! Thank you KCMO + Roy "babydoll / daddy" Carter/Daniel!!!

I'm moving to Lawrence August 1st.

Hide your sons.